river of excellence

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.

"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"

"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"

by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016

river kinman

Beautiful creature

Oh look at that river kinman

by Not Jacob krause February 3, 2018

alabama river

A mixture of Coors light and Mountain Dew

Hey Coors light tasted like shit so I made a Alabama river

by Longniggerjohnson January 1, 2017

river davis morrow

A fucking awesome friend. he always has your back but will tell you when you are wrong. He is trustworthy and cool as hell.

"My friend is such a River Davis Morrow! He always has my back and I could trust him with my life."

by 12u4y9489289498u January 4, 2017

River Hebert

A small shitty place in Nova Scotia where there's nothing to do but stare at a wall.

Billy Bob: Hey wanna go to River Hebert?

Joe: No that place is boring.

by ImBillyBobJoe August 25, 2013

river jockey

Another discription for an illegal entering the country by way of swimming across a river.

A. Hey mexican friend?
B. Mexican friend: Yes
A. I got a new one....
B. Lets hear it....
A. River jockey....
B. Mexican friend approves.

by Mr. Flannery ESQ. November 13, 2011

river job

Rubbing ones penis between the lips of the vagina laterally without any penetration. Basically, put the hot dog in the bun.

That river job he gave me made me ooze vaginal fluid.

by rrrrjjjj September 10, 2011