school opener

A softer version of the term 'school shooter'.

Everyone remarked how school sucked, so I became a school opener because of them.

by SleepyShard October 16, 2021

Be open to

Be wary, keep track of, stay on guard, keep your eyes open or peeled.

"Be open to that one, he's a scriber".

by Zed Numar July 13, 2021

wide acres open

An exaggeration of how open something is.

“His mouth is wide acres open.”

“The door was left wide acres open.”

by Brynwyth August 20, 2022

An Open Book

A statement Chronic Cheating Pathological Liars with multiple personalities use to gain the trust of others professionally and romantically by giving the impression that they have nothing to hide in any chapter of their lives. They often use this reference right away on a first or second encounter to set the stage and lend credibility when things just aren't adding up down the road. They may busy covering up major amounts of bullshit they produce in every direction but if they have someone convinced they are an open book then it's smooth sailing until proven otherwise beyond a shadow of a doubt. To avoid any of this if you are ever in the presence of someone claiming to be a"an open book", kick then in the balls as hard as you can and abruptly leave them screaming in agony.

"You can ask me anything, for I am an open book"

by Thrives on non$en$e September 15, 2022

open the tailgate

Commonly used in Florida to describe sexual relations in which a man forcefully pulls down his partner's pants (similar to the tailgate of a pickup truck, hence the term) and then proceeds to violently assfuck them until they beg for mercy.

When performed properly, this technique is done without any lubrication, and the man must ejaculate in their partner's ass. Rookies often make the mistake of using lube, wearing a condom, or pulling out, which disqualifies this situation as a true "tailgate."

Lester: "Damn Tommy, everybody has been talking about you showing Amanda how to open the tailgate the other night after the party."

Thomas: "What the fuck? I'd never do that. We used a condom dumbass, so I didn't actually open her tailgate!"

by floridajit66 September 21, 2022

greek opening

The butthole.

Man I got sick, and I was peeing out of my Greek opening.

by Jmaktheknife October 7, 2022

The Fudge Gates Are Open

Used to signal to others that digestive tract is ready to defecate. Similar to the term “The Flood Gates Are Open” when describing a female’s monthlies.

Ginni: Hey, you’re off in a hurry, where are you going?
Nick: I gotta get to the wiz palace fast, The Fudge Gates Are Open wide and it’s gonna be a big one.

by Gabrielle Buesch October 14, 2022