Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

mums

Like sayin i swear
promisin
-used by chavs/roadmen

“Your gf cheating”
“Acc? Say mums”
“Mums”

by a1.shiver.me.timbers November 23, 2020

Mum

The person Who gave birth to you and the person who’s in my bed

Yo bro is that your mum

by Ass grabber57 October 29, 2020

freddie goodwins mum

Nice bit of ass with 32c cup size

I hit a “Freddie Goodwins mum” on Friday night

by Diabulious October 31, 2020

Your Mum

She's gay

Wow Your mum is super gay

by sjdjshfhh November 4, 2020

Oscar's Mum

This describes a woman who has a higher bodycount than anyone else in the county.

Mate, fucked a chick last night pretty sure it was Oscar's Mum

by ShinDigDoo December 27, 2020

Mum

Your mother, a person in your life you don't know what you'd do without. Even if you're mad you still love her. She is always there for you and will do anything for you.

My mum is the most spectacular person on Earth.

by krazy_kookoo!!! January 9, 2021