Hitler

Hot man, top G

Damn that guy over there is acting like hitler

by ChillyBin September 15, 2022

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Hitler

Germany is a country where an Austrian painter decided he liked it. Then it went to conquering the whole world but then some random stubby little Georgian man who was leader of the USSR decided- "Hey, let's invade these guys cause he invaded us like two weeks ago." And then Austrian painter killed himself.

"You know what, you are an American, and you're stupid."
"*cough cough* Hitler."

by FunnyLittleAustrianPainter September 21, 2022

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Alois Hitler

Alois Hitler was born in Döllersheim, Austria. He married his cousin, Klara Hitler, and loved to spank his son, Adolf Hitler.

Would Alois Hitler be proud of his son, Adolf Hitler?

by lorddddddd September 30, 2022

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Paid-Off Hitler

A politician who is bought off by big corporations, and does the bidding of their corporate overlords.

Me: Did you see how that politician gave a big tax-carve out to the oil companies?

Them: Yup, classic Paid-Off Hitler.

by M3is3D October 17, 2022

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It's a Hitler

Something such as an event, item or an outcome that's absolutely awful.

- I went to watch the new James Bond film last night.

- What was it like?

- I thought it was crap, it's a Hitler

by Azy October 21, 2022

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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.

Fun facts:

• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"

Further reading:

"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)

- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!

by horny cucumber May 25, 2022

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