February 7

Kiss your gf day! Kiss your gf on the lips on this very special day so don’t miss out and be a pussy.

Gf 1: kiss me cus it’s February 7
Gf 2: alr

by K3lsey_ February 3, 2023

February 4th

NATIONAL HAILEE DAY

-Guess what day it is?
-February 4th?
-NO ITS HAILEE DAY!!

by PEEPOCLAP34819y792 February 3, 2023

February 8th

Throw your short friend out of the window day! Especially if their name begins with a S!

Lob that short ass out of the window it’s February 8th!

by Vikstar456 February 8, 2023

february 14th

National JIGSAW day. The day where you stream JIGSAW by Dojo Dog and get slutty as if your life depends on it.

Friend 1: "Hey, What day is it"
Friend 2: "February 14th"
Friend 1: " Guess I got to shake some ass in the strip club to JIGSAW then!"

by WET4AUDIO February 13, 2023

February 15th

International Gobesties day.
The day to celebrate your loved ones aka your gobesties 🥹

not to be confused with valentine’s day, national gobestie day is a lot better.
live laugh gobestie

In honour of the man, Gobika2098.

It’s February 15th!

Happy International Gobesties day!

Im so happy to spend this International Gobesties day with you.

by 🐋🐋 February 13, 2023

15 February

National show ur bf ur boobs day

Bf : man I wanna see some boobs today
Gf: well it’s 15 February

Bf: fuck yeah lemme see them titties

by Charlie2798 February 15, 2023

February 16

National punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy

Kyle:what's up bro
Mary poppins:its February 16 do you know what that means
Jonathan:oh no its national punch your friend named Cameron Jonathan Jonah Kyle or ziggy day

Donald Trump and magnus carlson: catch this bro
Cameron Jonathan ziggy Kyle and jonah:oh no *shits their pants cutely* proceeds to die

by Yeßo February 16, 2023