ODLD (Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder)

Not be confused with OCD, ODD which are real diagnosis rather than something some kid just made-up
ODLD stands for Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder, it refers to a disorder of obssively loving Dream (the minecraft YouTuber)
———Symptoms———
• Dream connected gender or/and orientation (notably: "dreamgender")
• Calling someone who doesn't like dream by (pseudo)slurs
• Prefering dream/drem pragmatic treatment (pronouns)
• Being a dream fanboy on twitter

The world's TikTok big pharma health association stated that "considering modern scientific research on the fields of psychology of ODLD, point to the induction that ODLD affects 1 in 150 people, it is considered about as common as the previous diagnosis of Empathetic Cutie Overload Common Disorder and Dance Cow Friend Condition"

"Lol that motherfucker has ODLD (Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder)!!" ~Uninteligent 23
"Better than Transgender Fucking Disease" ~Some fuck-fuck

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem July 30, 2022

The thug disorder

The thug disorder, also known as "The hood virus", is a common disorder that black men are often diagnosed with. It appears between the age of 16-20, and as for now, there's no cure to it. The thug disorder makes the individual "throw it back" in public places, with no control over it.

Tyrone : Yo Jerome, I heard Caleb was diagnosed with the thug disorder.
Jerome : Damn, that's a pity.
Tyrone : Isn't that Caleb over there??
Caleb : Sup guys *shakes butt*

by thughunter August 3, 2022

Pussy Ass Bitch Disorder

Someone who frequently talks to the ex girlfriend or boyfriend

That Dude still talks to his ex, he must have pussy ass bitch disorder.

by CODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYY August 3, 2022

Pegging Disorder

Someone who takes it up the bum from their mistress

i may or may not be inflicted with a little case of a MAJOR PEGGING DISORDER

by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022

Bedran Psychological Disorder

When someone pretends to be a masculine human being by living a life with a Joker belief and watching hisself masturbate in front of mirror. People often don’t realize their behavior until they start doing this weird shit at public places for example in a lift of a building or just a mirror glass at the train station. People who suffer this disease are having issues with strangers in streets because they get punished for their uncommon and antisocial actions. They don’t want to comprehend the very truth of being mentally ill so they get a strange autism out of nowhere.

Man put your small penis back inside your poor pocket are you having the bedran disease?! - Bedran Psychological Disorder

by 1Unknown User3 July 5, 2022

Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder

When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.

Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.

by I am related to Chuck Norris August 19, 2022

Alt Disorder

Somebody who has Alt Disorder most likely will create lots of alts for websites. An example of a website would be Imgflip. It can be shortened to ATD if you will.

Person #1: I heard somebody has ATD.
Person #2: Oh no! I hope that somebody with Alt Disorder can stop their alt making sometime soon!

by Jtohisgoodimo August 20, 2022