Dallas Dager

When you stick a dager into the girls pussy and cut it enough so your dick will fit.

Shawty was too tight so i hit her with dat dallas dager and made shit work

by His Boy Elroy Jetson November 24, 2011

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Dallas Cowboys

The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.

The Dallas Cowboys lost to 49ers in the Divisional Round.

by Mrcdogs20 January 24, 2023

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Dallas

She’s a bitch, arrogant, rude, and maybe just a little plain old stupid. Dallas’s love to act all innocent as if they don’t ever do anything wrong to anybody, but in reality she is the biggest threat to your mental and physical wellbeing. Her eyes and slightly elegant style draw you in and by the time you realize she isn’t even worth your time or attention it’s already too late. She’s taken your soul and your happiness to utilize on herself only. And when she isn’t interested in your attention, she’ll cheat, lie, party, start playing games with you, or just straight up start abusing you when she doesn’t have her upmost desires met. She really isn’t as nice of a person as you’re going to be led to believe. It’s heartbreak in its purest most potent form. Avoid these chicks named Dallas if you want to keep your personal sanity.

Dallas is a rude overly arrogant and selfish piece of trash who spends 6 hours a day on makeup and hair routines that don’t fix a damn bit of that ugly problem.

by Nyhillbilly420 January 8, 2024

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