Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed

I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Blind the Penguin

It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.

While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.

by Tapdancingnaked July 8, 2025

Toke blind

When you smoke so much pot you lose your vision

Yeo bro im sending you a voice note right now because i cant see enough to text you since i smoked a fat bowl and im toke blind

by Diwiebfkwlfh July 13, 2025

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025

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.9.Blind Individualz Whom Have No Zight Are Alwayz Zerious When Adjuzting Their Own Underwear When Ztrezzed Az Well Az Being Under Durezz.9.

.9.Blind Individualz Whom Have No Zight Are Alwayz Zerious When Adjuzting Their Own Underwear When Ztrezzed Az Well Az Being Under Durezz.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025

name-blind

A state of being where someone understands the content or purpose of something but cannot recall or recognize its name.

I totally know what that subject teaches me in college, but I'm completely name-blind when it comes to what it's called!

by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025

Ape in blind

When someone throws themselves into an investment, project, or trend without doing any research or thinking it through — just rushing in full force hoping for the best.

“Bro saw the coin pumping and decided to ape in blind… now he’s broke by Monday.”

by DjRob1337 September 9, 2025