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Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed
I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Blind the Penguin

It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.
While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.
by Tapdancingnaked July 8, 2025
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Toke blind

When you smoke so much pot you lose your vision
Yeo bro im sending you a voice note right now because i cant see enough to text you since i smoked a fat bowl and im toke blind
by Diwiebfkwlfh July 13, 2025
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name-blind

A state of being where someone understands the content or purpose of something but cannot recall or recognize its name.
I totally know what that subject teaches me in college, but I'm completely name-blind when it comes to what it's called!
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
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Ape in blind

When someone throws themselves into an investment, project, or trend without doing any research or thinking it through — just rushing in full force hoping for the best.
“Bro saw the coin pumping and decided to ape in blind… now he’s broke by Monday.”
by DjRob1337 September 9, 2025
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