Alaskan mudball

When you take a mound of shit, and roll it into a ball shape in the snow

"Bro, you see that Alaskan mudball? She was like 'why does it smell like shit?'"

by SwiftJace June 20, 2025

Alaskan Flapjack

The act of slapping your penis against your lovers cheek, before shoving it up their nose and ejaculating into their nasal cavity.

"Bro I just got an Alaskan Flapjack by Derek"

by pseupoo July 1, 2025

Alaskan Clot Buster

A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.

Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”

by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025

Alaskan sunrise

When the top person in 69 position shits and it drips down onto the bottom's face.

Bro wtf, your mom gave me an Alaskan sunrise last night and I don't think it was by accident.

by Ayotollah Khomeini July 20, 2025

Alaskan sunrise

The process of passing a tangerine between a person's Anus and another's Anus

Jeez Becky you did an Alaskan sunrise with Jordan. Your both sluts

by Helpfully July 22, 2025

Alaskan Sunrise

Honestly, just having a genuinely good and appreciative conversation with a woman that you respect as an equal... and then you cum.

You know, we were planning on doing anal, but we just ended up doing an Alaskan Sunrise instead.

by Comrade Smirnoff July 22, 2025

Alaskan fountain

Alaska fountain is when your partner is restrained to the bed while you place a snorkland mask on their face and fill it with a piss filled Frozen snorkel. As it melts and mask fills with pee pee the screams and the panic shoot fluid up the snorkel making a fountain. In 1817 the founders of remote island in Alaska would us this act of love to to install family values like stockholm syndrome. in there underage kidnapped wife's.

Alaskan fountain should be used when water boarding meets 1 sided love romances. bring love into a basment

by GUMBALICIOUS July 26, 2025