walking wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by anonymous June 26, 2022

Black Walk

Taking a long walk wearing all black on a night that is humid. This is nn different from normal walk. With the exception that it helps you sweat more so you can lose water weight and salt from your body.

"I went on. Black Walk the other day."

by LackofCal July 4, 2022

Fudge Walk

When you walk with shit in your pants.

Hey Kodey! Have you been fudge walking lately???

by Ashmainboi29 August 30, 2022

Walk in Moment

When you find your parents doing something sus and or find a sus object that belongs to them.

Bro I just had a walk in moment when I found the 400 fluid ounces of lube in their closet!!!

by massivefuckinganimetitties May 9, 2022

Shit Walked

When an animal starts taking a shit and cannot get it all out and starts to move.

My dog just shit walked in a circle.

by MalleableP October 29, 2022

Blinker walk

a walk usually between 20-45 minutes where one casually blinks their cart/pen multiple times throughout the duration.

“yo chris said he’s gonna go for a blinker walk, you coming?

by indicawrld November 15, 2022

Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.

How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022