Under the bumper warranty

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge

Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.

by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024

Under your nose

Insulting a person for being inferior to you in skill. Equivalent to saying “Your trash.”

I was in a 1v1 and the person got annihilated. I began to mock “ Under your nose under your nose”

by Cheenpoo February 28, 2024

Under the Sea

A sex where you are underwater

I was under the sea with my mom

by Ms. Carr March 12, 2024

Homeless under the hammer

A fantastic TV show where a group of people explore and uncover homeless houses and crack dens.
First originated in Maidstone, the crew of homeless under the hammer uncovered 3 crack dens within the first day of recording.

Person 1: "Have you seen Homeless under the Hammer?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I love that show!"

by The SWC official March 25, 2024

Courage under fire

Bravery, while being judged, doubted, rejected, verbally abused, put down, surviving hard or difficult times. Coming through the fire, through the heat, and still being able to stand, to share your journey without shame or embarrassment.

Also, a movie, “Courage Under Fire”, staring Denzel Washington.

I’ve always admired Evelyn for showing courage under fire during her divorce from Matt.

by ClownMother March 26, 2024

under new management

Literally means a change of manager: in colloquial terms it is used in the event of someone who is seen liberating people from a tyrannical leader, only for the liberator to end up continuing the tyrannical reign, whether directly or even worse than before.

Originates from the memetic line in Megamind where Tighten says to a bystander thanking him from freeing them from Megamind that "I wouldn't say freed, more like under new management"

Pol Pot put Cambodia under new management with the Khmer Rouge

by stoptakingnamespeople January 13, 2026