Pit Apostle

Worships Pitbulls above family, community, friends and other animals.
Believes Pits are perfect and can do no wrong; any “unpleasant” actions are attributed to outside influences.
Will devalue any other living entity in favor of the Pit.
Expresses no regret or sorrow when Pits maim or kill.
Threatens violence to any and all who don’t ascribe to their “beliefs”.
Describes every pit as “loving”.
Believes society should accept attacks as “collateral damage” to preserve their right to own a killing machine

"The Pit Apostles are at it again, blaming a two-year-old child for the fatal mauling he received at the jaws of a pitbull"

by PhD Candidate 2024 November 2, 2023

Nip pit

Nipples that are close to your arm pits

“Bri you got nip pits”

by Nip-professor November 12, 2023

gosh pit

Evangelical behavior, when Jebus zaps them with the power of dance.

Pastor has everyone blabbering in tongues. Quick, let's jump into the gosh pit!

by Bryan Gilbreath December 2, 2022

Cuck Pit

A place for fascists and reactionaries to return to the soil

Apparently, that Slovenian guy's great-grandfather who was a big fan of Ante Pavelić got sent to the Cuck Pit by Tito's partisans

by TitosShovel January 1, 2023

squish pit

a squish pit is another word for a vagina.

aw man! you got sand in your squish pit!

by wagabaga20003 April 13, 2023

Tit Pits

Underboob area that becomes hot and clammy.

I hugged my lady last night at bedtime and her sweaty tit pits made my chest sticky

by Klufsmash November 27, 2023

The Pit

A synonym for a romantic relationship defined by insecurity, manipulation, stress, overreaction, outbursts, lying, and general toxicity. Often void of honesty, companionship, respect, dedication, and desire.

This new girl he's been dating's really got him in The Pit. We been hoping he gets outta there sometime soon.

by RDsCookie November 28, 2023