ej parks

A small angry Benjamin button looking man whos obsessed with others sex lifes, mandingo pardies and the penis size of others.

Dont go all EJ Parks on me. Its not my fault you have a small Karel.

by Flubber Lubber August 11, 2016

Parking in the Truck

Having pleasurable intercourse with a particularly large woman.

Man I just got Meghan Trainor's number. Looks like I'll be parking in the truck tonight.

by Glastic January 15, 2017

Dulwich park

A batty man park, the only thing here is the white village and the overpriced cafe, year 8s and 7s come here and juul in th bushes

Dulwich park is batty

by pu$$y muncha December 1, 2019

Park Jimin

A gorgeous angelic yet devilish man who traps the soul of young innocent people. he most likely winks or does a body-roll to capture the hearts of precious army.

Me:* searches man doing body-roll*
Still Me: Mom I'm Prego
Mom: Why?
ME: SOMEONE PARK JIMIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ANNERMR December 2, 2019

Parking Lot It

When you arrive at a public event, (movie, piano recital, PTA meeting, etc.) and can’t bare to make it through sober, so you full send hard liquor in the parking lot after you arrive to get a nice drunk on.

Hey honey, do you want to parking lot it at Emily’s dance recital? It’s gonna be a shit show.

by Earvin Johnson January 6, 2020

Park Action

A handjob in a park.

Wow you gave him park action ?

by NinasNumberOneFan January 20, 2020

josey park

josey park is a ratchet ass place that drunk people hang out at they have fights it’s located in goodna and it’s kinda dangerous. the people there are swish gang or sum. don’t go there lookin for a mans, they all ugly. lmaoo bye 😭🤣

boy 1: hey u wanna go to josey park?
boy 2: if you wanna die, yes.

by totallynotblessing February 29, 2020