kiss rule

Is an acronym for Keep It Simple Stupid. Meaning you do not need to add everything and the kitchen sink. Simplicity is often the key to a good product.

Jerry - "and there is going to be sharks with Lazer beams for eyes playing the ukulele and there is going to be mermaids fighting with....."

Frank - "all that tattooed on your arm? Dude remember the kiss rule."

by Smashing cupcakes May 19, 2016

throat kisses

When a penis makes contact with the back of a throat

Nicole pulled down my pants and gave me throat kisses

by GSP shit talkers January 19, 2018

Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.

Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.

by Reece Duval December 26, 2019

Doggy kiss

Completely unrelated to doggy style despite the name, a doggy kiss is when one partner takes a shit without wiping, and then the other partner orally pleasures the first partner's anus. Immediately after, both partners make out very intensely making sure that the second partner doesn't spit beforehand.

I heard you and Karen tried the Doggy Kiss yesterday.

Yeah, it was absolutely scrumptious.

by Repu Gama January 20, 2020

kissing coma

when your kissing someone and can’t think of anything. it’s like your mind goes into luvo mood and nothing else matters apart from them.

“when i was kissing him i was in a kissing coma”

by i’m in love w him February 5, 2020

Water kiss

A water kiss is when you choke on your drink because of how how retarded you are. The owner of water kiss is bethany bryan.

Bethany bryan had a water kiss.

by Kiddokiddo2 April 17, 2020

Vampires Kiss

When a guy eats a girl out while she’s on her period.

“Omg, did you hear? Apparently, Tom gave Jessica a Vampires Kiss the other day. She was super freaked out!”

by A Mistake on God’s part February 12, 2020