Julian Joseph

A fucking absolute psychopath. The most ruthless son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Hope you like arguing over who gets the last word. Julian Joseph is the type of friend to say he has plans already even though they guy has nothing going on. He is also the type of dude to say he has a 9 inch wiener, when we all know its pushing 3 inches. He has a tendency to watch gay porn as well. One day I walked in on him jacking off, but really he was using a monster dildo shoved 15 inches up his ass. Julian Joseph is the type of dudes to think he is the alpha male but deep down he already knows who his daddy is. I hope and pray no one has to put up with a Julian Joseph, if so good luck to you soldier. He is also the one friend in the friend group when they say ,"well fellas, we lost a good one today" Honestly, being a Julian Joseph might be the worst human being on this planet. If you see one out in the wild, RUN!!!! FUCK YOU, Julian Joseph, FUCK YOU! Although sometimes the man has a heart <3

"Have you heard of Julian Joseph?"
"Yeah, that guy. He's clinically insane"

by RyanKeith December 11, 2023

joseph

big cock hot sexy white male

"damn josephs cock is girthy"

by linderitis June 30, 2023

Joseph

He’s a flawed idiot, who is usually cracking corny jokes at another. But, he’s an awesome guy and is truly honest about how he feels. He doesn’t give a flying poop about what anyone else and what’s most important is that he’s honest to himself. Let Jo, be a Jo.

Alissa: Is that Joseph over there?
Taya: Yep. He’s truly an awesome guy.

by fartatta July 1, 2023

Joseph Huang

He's a rebellious little bumblebee, often on the run from his superiors. Armed and dangerous too.

Glen: Is that Joseph Huang?
Dave: RUN

by Adult Keem July 23, 2023

Joseph Morgan

A big Fish in a tiny pond. will drink all of the soda and eat your small children

what a joseph morgan

by jason 6247 July 31, 2023

The Joseph Outcome

When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys

Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had

Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years

Averie: he got me flowers too

Bre: I gotta raise my standards

Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him

Later on

Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore

Averie: Damn, I'm sorry

Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways

Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny August 14, 2023

Joseph

An amazing loving boyfriend. Someone who you’re lucky to have.

Joseph is so amazing and fineeeee

by lilmamafine September 5, 2023