i hate my life

The opposite of "I love my life".

Used to express disapproval, disgust, or if something bad happens to oneself.

Friend 1: "Yes, ------- threw up today in class in a plastic bag."
Friend 2: "I hate my life!"

Person: " 'I love my life'....everyone is saying that now!"
Friend: "I hate my life"

You: ::spilling hot cocoa all over yourself:: " I HATE MY LIFE!"

by Nick H February 3, 2004

i hate my life

I hate my life is an expression to show how after u did something wrong or stupid. It's not meaning anything with suicide at all so be mindful of parents hearing it.

You: ::drops book:: uhgg i hate my life

Person 1: we have a huge bio test tomorrow
Person 2: Not uh really?
Person 1: yea!
Person 2: uhhg i hate my life

by Linploop =] December 28, 2005

I hate my life

Phrase that comes to mind when I think of David Archuleta and all those other teens who wouldn't be considered so goddamned cute if they were not famous.

I hate my life, and I hate people who don't deserve what they have.

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

Dont hate, go skate

a steezy line used when persecuted by skater haters.

Cop: get off those f***** skateboards skate trash!

Skater: hey man, dont hate, go skate!

Cop: donut break

by SouthBaySkater11 January 20, 2011

your mom hates youh

it means u suck get a life.
live under a bridge

Carl : "Dude your mom hates youh"
Beck : " I'll pack my bags I am going to live under a bridge"

by why, no, stop it February 19, 2019

nick i hate you

when a girl says nick i hate you , she means she will come to your house and place ten dead trees in front of your door

“ hey nick i hate you ! you better watch out

by a girl who’s in love June 17, 2020

Lady Gaga Hate-Crime

To walk up to someone and violently and aggressively scream old Lady Gaga lyrics at them.

person 1: "Hey can I Lady Gaga Hate-Crime you?"
person 2: "Sure."
person 1: "RA RA RAHAHA ROMA RO MA MA GA GA OLALA-"

by psinn666 December 26, 2020