anything except country

Britney Fucking Spears!

John: What kind of music do you like?

Shane: Anything except country

by MI. Girl February 13, 2017

country sock

It is the same thing as a pink sock but instead of the girl getting a pink sock form a mans penis, she gets one from a corn on the cob.

Dude last night my girl got frisky and wanted to have me give her a country sock

by Its brain February 18, 2017

cross country freak

A partner who send nude pics and videos to you but you don't know them personally you met them online and y'all only hit each other up for that.

I met Veronica on snap chat's app monkey and she is my cross country freak

by johnynhoy March 15, 2017

country clutch

The act of two backwoods family members fiercely and grabbing each other's twig and berries in an overtly but secretly gay manner. Usually followed up by an extremely gay wink.

Billy Bob gave his underage cousin the old country clutch.

by OminousGuy72 April 17, 2016

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but in an outhouse.

Sherri gave me a Country Blumpkin at the family farm last weekend!

by littlestblue September 21, 2016

country shit pile

four wheelers, Rvs, toilets, anything that doesnt work you put in a pile "other there" in your own yard. Anything prior to 1985 that you dont use anymore and put it there. Occasionally with A chained up dog.

"Oh look at that country shit pile I bet theres a few toilets in there"

"Oh thats a real country shit pile"

four wheeler country michigan old snow mobile up north

by countrypiles August 5, 2016

country bidet

A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.

I hate it when I shit so hard that I get a country bidet.

by Geezity June 17, 2016