Burping the turtle

The act of masturbating to completion!

My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!

by Jj clayt November 11, 2020

dragon turtle

A kind hearted creature with extremely dark humor. If you come across a dragon turtle don’t take it to seriously when it insults you because then you might make it sad. Dragon turtles don’t like others being sad.

“The great dragon turtle was at that place again”

by YukineRose1405 November 17, 2020

Treason Turtle

A type of deformed and geriatric turtle that hates democracy, giving to the poor, and america, but is loyal to russia and putin. It is also usually loyal to the treason weasel, but has been witnessed fighting with it. It i believed to have been created from some mutated scum and piss on the floor of a random bathroom inside the kremlin. It is extremely evil and dangerous and should be killed on sight.

We need to destroy the fucking treason turtle!

by ilovedemocracy January 3, 2021

Catching That Turtle

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.

You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.

by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021

Turtles on the Beach

A code word used in Las Vegas’s hotel and casino industry to make other men aware that multiple woman are in the area.

“ Turtles on the beach. I repeat. We have turtles on the beach gentleman”

“10-4. We are on the way up”.

by NDemGuts February 23, 2021

Turtle Engineer

A type of Engineer player in Team Fortress 2 that builds their constructions way too close to each other. Usually a bad idea because that makes easier for Demomans and Soldiers to explode them all with just a few projectiles.

There's a fuck ton of turtle engineers at the BLU spawn. We can take them down with a single UBER and some sticky bombs.

by PM64 April 5, 2021

Sneezy the Turtle

Epic cool kid very fun . fun jokes .

Natural habitat: royale high trading server

Sneezy the turtle is epik epik wow so cool

by Rat hargreeves April 22, 2021