If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.
The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
by charis September 15, 2013
Get the Speed Desmond mug.A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
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Get the Speed Frape mug.A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.
The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
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