seizure salad

The effects of getting really stoned and tripping out hard. Usually followed by making lots of food and watching ridiculous television.

Brad and I got so seizure salad last night and watched Intervention.

by jakester17 March 2, 2008

greek salad

a hairy butthole

Look at the hair on that girls arms, I bet she has a greek salad.

by jdcopmgt June 13, 2010

Salad Bar

When 4 or more homeless women are in a Toyota Prius having intercourse.

I was driving to work today and i saw a "Salad Bar".

by TheTotalTruth1312 April 13, 2012

mexican salad

When you discover some grumpy lettuce and yak all over it.

When that girl spread her legs, I gave her a mexican salad all over her shit.

by dyer October 15, 2006

Egg Salad

This occurs when two men have sex in the missionary position and subsequently one man's balls rest on the other's shaft, splitting the sac, one nut on each side.

Frenchman: "Dude let's you and me both go into the bathroom right now and make an Egg Salad"

2nd Frenchman: "Oui. hooooooooooooooooooo!"

by Erick Caceres September 18, 2008

salad fingers

I heard its whut a guy saw when he was tripping on acid and turned it into a flash cartoon

salad fingers creeps me out

by Totototokok April 7, 2005

Dick Salad

A Salad of some sort, being one which either actually contians small, bite sized portions of the male reproductive organ, or penis, or a anamorphic blob of complete nothingness, slightly resembling Male genitalia. Or just a salad that taste really bad. Or Smells of wang. Thank You.

" Holy shit! This fucking shit is complete Dick Salad!" OR " You are coming to dinner with us tonite Rupert and you WILL eat my Dick Salad or Else!" OR " OMG! Theres male genitalia in my ceaser salad!"

by Screaming In Silence March 15, 2005