Paper towel rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.

Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"

by The Josh Speaks October 26, 2024

Paper Towel Rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.

Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"

by The Josh Speaks November 4, 2024

Rich

either really jacked or super fucking lenky. probably smokes camel backs and rips box mods in a wrx and thinks hes hot shit because its a manuel. Most likely a lover boy who falls in love too easy. goes for the type of girls named liz or amanda . his favorite food is probably mac and cheese. all and all though rich is a cool guy and all around person. (probably has a horse cock)

Girl: I need me a rich

Rich: did you say rich?

by C0ndom_3niffer December 22, 2024

Rich fucker

A better who won more than 1k in cash, and betted only 200 dollars or below. This can be from poker, all the way to horse races.

Bill is such a rich fucker. he got the winning horse, and nobody thought he would win!

by Monosloq December 23, 2024

rich muniz

Another term for absolute human waste. A truly remarkable piece of scum that whines and is a scum rat.

Hey bean you’re being a real rich Muniz right now

by Dorkydoodoo January 11, 2025

Negro riche

A classy way to call a person "nigger rich" while looking sophisticated and non-judgmental.

Check out those stereotypes that urban dwelling minority is perpetuating, looks like he blew his entire paycheck on those Air Jordans! That dude is definitely living the negro riche lifestyle!

by JizzedOn July 17, 2025

throw a rich

Slang for throwing a rock

I'll throw a rich through your living room window.

by BobRobert69 September 25, 2025