Martin- the only nig*a to send dick pic’s of others dicks. Secretly gay, has a girlfriend out of state so she can’t catch his gayness.
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He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.
by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021
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Tall, strong, dark, confident, and handsome, with a charming personality. At the end of the day, Martin will always be by your side and there to put a smile on your face with his witty jokes or great advice. Described as strong and silent, suggesting that he is sensible enough to speak only when it was absolutely necessary or when its the right time. Polite and kind to all, Martin is someone who can fit in with everyone and always seem comfortable. He might seem intimidating at first but truly underneath his attractive appearance he is someone who you can talk to anything about. Top of his class and captain on the field, Martin is quite talented yet his biggest strength is his humility which you would never know because he wouldn't ever tell you. He always keeps his head down and is mature about his achievements and strengths even when his friends are not. When he talks, everyone faces him, as if they want to be his friend or get to know him. Martin is truly one of the best people you are ever going to meet and if you have the chance to talk to him then take it.
Sarah: There goes Martin again, I wish I had the courage to talk to him
Whitney: You gotta meet him, he's really the best and it wont be long until he's taken
Sarah: Alright here goes nothing
Whitney: You gotta meet him, he's really the best and it wont be long until he's taken
Sarah: Alright here goes nothing
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he's quite the most wonderful person you ever meet, he is caring, loyal, intelligent, handsome, sweet but also sour sometimes. Martin is someone you can always count on he's a very trustworthy and warm-hearted soul. If only he could see that he's that his existence is changing other ppls lifestyle. He's that kid who gets along with everyone and always fit in those popular school groups, he's probably a dog and catlover but he hates bugs. There's also some sides you will never know about him, he seems very lovely and nice around other but could talk shit right behind their backs once you're close with them. He also is an addict but will never admit it and if you ever plan to confess to him, give him time and don't rush. Anyways he's a good friend and pretty polite when it comes to elder ppl, so don't be afraid and get yourself a Martin, a perfect savage Boyfriend who will open up to you very quick.
A: Hey do you know this kid Martin?
B: oh Martin? that one emo idiot?
A: what? i mean... like yes him💀
B: oh Martin? that one emo idiot?
A: what? i mean... like yes him💀
by your hopeless romantic August 13, 2022
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