Hog-gasm

When your man is about to release the "dog of war" and you can only respond by making guteral swine noises.

While Cromer was on the precipice of ejaculated, Tiffany could only hog-gasm.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate March 9, 2019

bar hog

a bar-ed boar

turn that boar, into a bar

make it a bar hog

by Barack Hussein Obama January 14, 2019

Mother Hog

The top bitch around, head slut, the only bitch

Kevin gets all the dates cause he is mother hog.

by TriniSlutInc. June 14, 2018

Hog paws

When filthy fucks have their hands in their ass, digging in their nose and playing with themselves they end up with hog paws

God! Hog paws has her hands in her ass again

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

Anal Hog

Someone who gets so brutally pounded in the booty, that their entire essence becomes that of an ugly, ravenous, pig-like creature with no standards or common sense.

Nicole- “WOW, that pounding was fantastic. I need more.”
Chris- “Holy fucking shit dude, Nicole is an anal hog.”

by kushman16 August 22, 2018

hogs

female tits.

Girl: wanna see my tits?

Any Guy: Don’t send me pics of your boobs girl, u know ur worth more than that but YEAH LETS SEE THEM HOGS

by rando bando January 31, 2019

Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.

Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.

by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019