23rd February

if you are born in this day, you have a cement-breaking massive cobalt cock

"i was born on 23rd February"
"his dick will absolutely destroy me"

by kalek1437 November 23, 2021

February 9

Bitch, just a badbitch badass.

"-Oh! you r born on February 9 ?
-Yes.
-Bitch, bitch."

by KIMYATSU November 23, 2021

February 16

February 16 is the National throw a car battery in the ocean day. If February 16 happens to be your friends birthday, you have to help him throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: yo it's my birthday bro

Friend: oh shit happy birthday bro, it's February 16th so we gotta throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: No doubt, let's get this shit!

by Not.Zivan November 24, 2021

13 February

The day when the best people were born. It's a special day because every year on this day someone get's diarrhoea.

- Omg, you've been in the toilet the whole day!!!
- What can I do? It's 13 February.

by Nexxxy November 23, 2021

February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021

February 27th

National Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day

have a boyfriend/girlfriend
well on February 27th you have to kiss them

by funnyurbanz February 25, 2023

February 28

Show your bf your tits day and tell him you love him so much

“Yo it’s February 28 show me the tits”
“Ok *shows tits* I love you so much”
“I love you too”

by Eggsarefromcows February 25, 2023