strawberry female

short fat annoying people

boy 1 “ yo destinys well leng”

boy 2 “she’s a strawberry female g”

by user12849593 November 26, 2023

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Female toad

These females are the most annoying, horrendous, stupid bitches to ever roam planet earth. Usually lives in Australia, year 7-10, wears cheap makeup, instagram stories are them admiring themselves. They have other toad friends mostly women too, they are sensitive as fuck nd can't get told to piss off without crying about it to their other toads. Think theyre the shit when everyone wants to bash them, if you even look at them or look in their direction once they will yell at you to stop looking at them because they think the sun revolves around them. They think theyre so special but will never contribute to society in an way shape or form, they bully people for no reason and whenever they defend themselves they use that as a reason to try and get them bashed up. they are stupid as fuck because they will accuse anyone of messing with them when nobody wants anything to do with them. they will make your classroom a shithole because they will go round to everyone and yell at you in front of every one for no reason. they scream at the top of their lungs because their mental age is close to 6. they honestly think theyre the scariest people alive but nobody likes them apart from their other ugly bitch friends. half of which don't even like them and are just pretending to. they act like the victims of everything when they want drama all the time. They also take photograph/record people in class to send to their toads because they have nothing better to do with their troubled life

Female toad: "What are you looking at?"
Teacher: "You're so full of yourself, what if he's not looking at you and looking outside?"

Female toad 1: bro, look at this photo of Ben I took in class today
Female toad 2: Oh my fucking god hahah, hes so obese honestly

Friend 1: "Jess is a fat fucking female toad honestly"
Friend 2: "I know that fat bitch gets on my nerves"

by justalilangry76 November 26, 2023

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Gio (female)

Gio è la tipica ragazza italiana che a volte può sembrarti stranaaa. Segue Harry Styles e già questo le dà 10 punti in più. Ascolta anche Achille Lauro, altri 5 punti. Ha più complessi che neuroni e questo la rende la ragazza più insicura del pianeta. Se non sai consolarla stai zitto e ascolta. La sua vita è più incasinata dei film, quindi devi saperla consolare, perchè lei lo farebbe con te. Sa dare ottimi consigli su come mandare a fanculo tutti. Ascoltali. Dice sempre daje come soluzione al suicidio. Ha fondato un club antiputtane che si chiama daje, letteralmente. Se non rispondi alle chiamate potrebbe insultarti e rinfacciarti il fatto di essere nata, quindi rispondi e ascoltala. A differenza di altre persone di cui non faremo nomi, si definisce un'amica e lo dimostra davvero. Devi starle vicino e non devi prendere questa cosa come un dovere, ma come un piacere. Puoi parlarle di letteralmente tutto, anche delle lunghezze delle provette. Non abbatterti se è troppo figa e ti fa sentire una merda. Non ci puoi fare nulla, è bella. Ti amo, non ammazzarti che mi servi. :)) <3

Gio (female) è la classica ragazza fattona.

by sof.figa November 21, 2021

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