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COVID-19

Just a shitty cold
Mexican: damn bruh I heard you got that COVID-19
Man Candy: nah bruh it’s just a shitty cold
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covided

yeah broski i was covided by your step-ladder
by tropiccc June 16, 2021
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Covid Companion

A fake friend that uses you to fight boredom during Covid but stops talking to you the second they have anything better to do.
Yeah I don't talk to him anymore, he wasn't a real friend, he was just a Covid Companion.
by Demonoid4242 June 16, 2021
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Covid-AF

When people do ridiculous things because covid restrictions are lifted.
You see them stripping in the park? That’s Covid-AF!
by LadyDiva June 16, 2021
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Covid Trump

The name a Trump “patriot” had given his baby to remind him that his illegitimate son was born on the day he nearly lost his life, when he took part in the January 6 insurrection to unsuccessfully help the ex-president be re-elected undemocratically.
Diehard Trumpists or alt-right white supremacists would show unwavering loyalty to their Insurrectionist-in-Chief, and christening their newborn “Covid Trump” is one such faithful act of allegiance to the “anointed” one.
by MathPlus June 17, 2021
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Covid Dream

A dream in which Covid exists and you become aware of the risks. You may be in a crowd and suddenly think "...Wait... why is nobody wearing masks??? Why is nobody socially distancing????? Oh my god they're coughing too!!!!!!! I'm going to catch Covid oh my god!!!!!"
"I had another Covid Dream where I was on a cruise ship and there were like 500 people in one enclosed room, no masks, nobody distancing... and then I heard some of them coughing!!! And then I found there was no way out and I was stuck in this room where no Covid precautions were being taken!!!
by Lefty Power 123 June 23, 2021
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covid mask

The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.
My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh
by IslamicPorkSandwich69 June 27, 2021
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