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Ali

A 30-year-old man whose definition of a good time is to get drunk and/or high as many nights in a row as possible in order to escape the reality that is his life. He will easily do whatever it is that you want him to do, as long as you bribe him with alcohol or weed. He enjoys the great outdoors and is looking for a white lover to join him on all of his adventures. He gets bored very easily so he will continuously be looking for something new to give him that “high” that he looks for at the bottom of a bottle. He is a great friend!
That man seems like such an Ali. I want to be friends with him!
by alilover032791 November 23, 2021
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His Mum is a slut
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His Mum is a slut
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His Mum is a slut
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His Mum is a slut
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Ali Kingston University

Unemployed bald security guard who jeets every viva street bird there is. Failure due to studying English Literature at Kingston University.
yo did you hear Ali Kingston University jeeted Bonnie Blue and some viva street tings?
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ALI

Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The result of corporate buy in to cheap lies peddled by other large corporate carpetbaggers who got them to buy in to the bullshit, resulting in loss of sales and outright hatred by the general population.
Marketing Rep: I don't get it, the ML coders from (Insert AI company name here) said we could reduce costs and increase revenue by implenting their AI into our online customer service app.

Cool Operations Research Guy: LOL, you should have listened to me. You got ALI'd motherfucker.
by The Oracle of Tun March 14, 2025
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“ oh you know her?”

yes ali, she’s so trim
by van heusen March 22, 2025
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Ali

Ali, an egotistical bastard who can't admit he is in the wrong. Plays off his flaws as a joke but proceeds to ridicule others for their flaws. Also have a robot wife. Degenerate in all forms
Man 1: Dude that guy is an ass!
Man 2: Right?.. He's an Ali.
by floatinglikeafly March 23, 2025
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