When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair
by Crowdraven87 June 20, 2019
Get the Alabama Dirty Bear mug.When a man pees inside a woman's pussy. This sex act is said to have originated in Cloverdale, Alabama. It is the ugly step-cousin to a golden shower.
Karen said Bryan pulled out his giant penis on their first date, proceeded to pee in her pussy, then hollered "Ooh wee!! Damn straight if I didn't just pour myself an Alabama wine cooler!!".
by Pollyesther70 September 2, 2019
Get the Alabama Wine Cooler mug.When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.
Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record
by bigmoist1 June 11, 2018
Get the Alabama Bemis Slash mug.The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.
by Vishy69 February 28, 2020
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Get the Alabama Kickin Chicken mug."Bro I heard Orion and Carter went wild at the party last night and an Alabama Rim rocket sent them to the hospital"
by Mama kendig May 30, 2020
Get the Alabama Rim Rocket mug.When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.
by Mcfudge21 February 15, 2017
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