Button

Did I do the button thing already?

Hym "Envision a room. In the room there is an elongated table. The table is split in half by a pane of glass and on either side of the table there is a button. 2 subjects are placed into the rooms. On one side A you have Subject A and Button A and (obviously) on the other you have Subject B and Button B. Neither participant can leave the room until either participant presses their button. When one button is pressed, the other button is deactivated. Button A increases the quality of life of Subject B, indefinitely and at no cost to anyone. Button B decreases the quality of life for everyone but at the cost of their own life.

Now, my question to you comes in 2 parts: At what point is Subject A morally obligated to press their button to prevent Subject B from pressing theirs and is Subject B morally obligated to NOT press their button and what would the conditions need to be for pressing the button to be justified. Now let me further contextualize the situation. While the subjects are int the room, Subject A is fed filet mignon, gets his dick sucked daily, and has communication with the outside world. Subject B receives a bologna sandwich accompanied by an air horn being blasted every time they eat. So, my follow up question is this: If you are Subject A and Subject B presses their button, what is your excuse for not pressing yours? What excuse is sufficient to justify your inaction after Button B has been pressed? Subject B didn't deserve the increased quality of life? They didn't ask nicely enough? They demanded that you press your button or threatened to press theirs? Do you have a responsibility to deactivate the other subject's button and if not what responsibility do you actually have to other people?"

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023

wrinkle button

Simply a butt hole, it looks like a button and is wrinkly.

“My girl let me stick it in her wrinkle button last night”

by The Wrinkliest Button January 15, 2024

wrinkle button

Simply a butthole. It’s wrinkly and shaped like a button.

“Guys, my Girlfriend let me stick it in her wrinkle button last night”

by The Wrinkliest Button January 15, 2024

Button Boy

Nigga with da Swizzy

the button boy put fully buttons on my gun

by Cocaine Blaine January 26, 2024

hero button

The hero button is the button on a shirt being worn by a woman with large breasts.

The button is heroic because of how strong it has to be to keep the shirt closed

Her Guilty Gear Giovanna cosplay is so perfect, it even has the hero button perfectly.

by Scmx January 28, 2024

Button

A button is slang from philly for a fully auto glock sear (a switch)

Ex:" I got a button on the gen 5 this shi sound like a jet engine"

by Poo Shiesty February 7, 2024

Undo button

A digital artist's best friend.

Kevin: Lol it must suck not to have an undo button.

Qi: It must suck to suck your dick every night.
Kevin: Dude, not cool.

by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023