shit slide

When you're doing something normal and all of a sudden you have to shit really bad. It has the sensation of shit sliding through the rectum.

I was dating Cindy and I had to run to the bathroom because of a Shit Slide.

I failed my driver's test because I had to run out of the car due to a Shit Slide.

by Oh my God, they Killed Kenny! October 13, 2016

slided slap

when you slide into the DM's and leave a nasty comment

Person 1: That motherfucker gave me a slided slap!
Person 2: Did it hurt?
Person 1: Bruh....

by darealpotatoe July 27, 2016

Duncan Slip N' Slide

Where one drunkenly ejaculates on the floor and waits for their partner to slip on the floor, landing on their face, then, while their partner is bleeding on the floor, they proceed to buttfuck them till loss of consciousness.

Trevor just Duncan Slip N' Slided Shaquila last night!

by Cpt. Fuckbucket June 9, 2016

East-Side Slip n' Slide

When you lay out a tarp, cover it in baby oil and/or lube, and have her lay at the other end with her legs spread out. You then make the East-Side gang sign with your hand and slide along the tarp until you insert your first two fingers in her pussy, and then your pinky into her asshole.

Yesterday we tried the East-Side Slip n' Slide but I missed and ended up with road burn on my pecker.

by A Cuban Pastrie May 27, 2016

Choreographed slide

A choreographed slide is similar to a drift/power slide.

Let me explain the difference.

Drifting/power sliding is the act of breaking the back end of your vehicle loose and sliding sideways around a corner without losing any of your entry speed.

Choreographed slideing is the act of doing whatever it takes to make the drifting/power sliding look as cool as possible. Whether that means slowing down right before entering the drift/power slide, losing some of your entry speed to give you the control you need to increase your angle without spinning out or to do a burnout while you perform your drift/power slide.

Do not confuse this definition of choreographed slide with the dance move of the same name.

by Callsign Legend June 14, 2016

Let the noodle slide

To engage in sexual intercourse with a minimum of one penis involved.

“Hey bro, how’d your date go? Did she let the noodle slide?”

by Noodle slider May 4, 2018

monkey slide

A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.

An old Metal Slide in an Old Playground is a monkey slide.

by Tominator 1401. May 5, 2018