A disgusting pedophile and pervert that watches children every year. Not only does watch children, but he also has the largest child porn collection in the world. Santa Claus has been arrested and charged for the possession of child pornography. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole. And the bars in his jail cell will be strong, so there’s no way for him to get out.
by PrivateUsernameClear June 11, 2022
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by mypseudonym69 June 17, 2022
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by That’s Lesbian August 17, 2022
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by UltimateDoge August 28, 2022
Get the Santa mug.A fat old man wearing red and is 200+ years old, he leaves presents under the first tree he freaking sees and in return he eats your milk and cookies you were planning to eat in the morning. He has he many midgets that are working for him and is too fat and lazy to make the toys himself. He yells ho ho ho and disturbs the people trying to sleep, he breaks into innocent peoples homes and makes annoying christmas carols that always get stuck in your head at the wrong time of season.
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
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Operation Santa Claus was a slam dunk, since the tags wouldn't be discovered until the operation was over.
by Tin Man 8 October 30, 2022
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Even a mall Santa sometimes has the right to get wasted at work and become a DUI Santa. Don't drink and drive and certainly don't drink and misbehave, kids.
by Sexydimma January 17, 2022
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