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Lemonade kisses

When a guy gives head to a girl, after a long hot day, and gets all the sweaty/piss juice in his mouth. And the girl gives the guy head, and gets cum in her mouth.

Now they kiss with the sweaty piss/cum in their mouths making lemonade kisses.
Dude, I was terin it up last night, but she made me give her lemonade kisses first.
by SteRex September 18, 2019
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Blind kiss

Simply put, a blind kiss is kissing someone (usually a stranger and on the lips) without even looking or thinking twice. This often in bars and especially on new years eve whilst we're singing "should auld acquaintance "
The room counted down to midnight:
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!

Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.
by Theamazinggeek April 22, 2018
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burger kiss

When two people bite a burger at the same time from opposite ends. Not entirely a romantic gesture, more often practiced as a source of humor.
Terry and Ben shared a burger kiss just now, what weirdos!
by Agulon April 27, 2017
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kiss land

One of the best albums from Abel Tesfaye (aka The Weeknd)

Track list:
1. Professional
2. The Town
3. Adaptation
4. Love In The Sky
5. Belong To The World
6. Live For
7. Wanderlust
8. Kiss Land
9. Pretty
10. Tears In The Rain
11. Wanderlust

12. Odd Look
Kiss Land is one of my favorite albums!
by Bleach Drinker July 6, 2017
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Carpet Kiss

when you’re going doggy on the floor and the bottom gets rug burn on their face.
Did you and Ben hook up last night?”
“Yeah, he totally gave me a carpet kiss!”
by bigmamadearest May 7, 2018
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Weenie Kisses

A polite way to refer to a blow job. Usually summoned by shaking thys weenie at the maiden.
Tom used to get weenie kisses on football Sunday, after getting married Tom only gets breakfast burritos on football Sunday...
by JAzDub March 11, 2018
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Charon's Kiss

When you're vomiting in a toilet and the pukey toilet water splashes you in the face. Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, but this is from the ferryman who brings freshly deceased souls across the River Stix. puke shitcanned hamboned wasted loaded drunk alcohol Poseidon's kiss
Person1: Dude what's that shit all over your face? You stink.
Person2: Oh I just got a Charon's Kiss in the bathroom and forgot to clean up. Yeah...
by MudEYork June 13, 2016
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