ems

Short for 'End My Suffering'
When you see something so cringeworthy you want to kill yourself or end your suffering.

emfs can also be used, meaning 'End my Fucking Suffering'.

-Have you seen the new trending hype, wearing leggings as pants?
*just ems

by ThisMayOrMayNotBeMadeByRobbe June 5, 2016

Butter 'em up

It's when you butter up your special parts.

"Sweety, would you kindly butter 'em up?"

"pls butter me up"

by ydffg May 19, 2016

princess em em

A fat useless cunt with weird coloured hair, usually found in maccies

Woah, look at that princess em em

by AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahfjhfhvsdfdsah May 16, 2016

Em-Friendly

Anything that is free of Emilie’s allergies; including seafood, peanuts, msg, preservatives, artificial colours and flavours, red meat, kiwi fruit, tomato, gluten, lactose, soap, perfume, cleaning products, dust, cockeroaches, codeine, morphine and mould.

Is this meal em-friendly?

by Itsmwalker February 3, 2018

hit em with the white girl voice

Decline or don’t answer someone’s call

Ebonix:Girl...he’s callin
Orphan:Hit em with the white girl voice...

by Orphea/Montea February 8, 2018

ems

A girl called Emily Maureen Stein

Good morning ems!

by NEONApps February 10, 2018

Fuck 'em gay

The act of fucking somebody, and in doing so making them gay. This can be done to and by all genders. The female version is"fuck 'er gay" and the male is "fuck 'im gay", "fuck 'em gay"is used in all other situations.

Example one:
Bob: Jane just broke up with me

Tom: why?

Bob: I fucked 'er gay

Example two:
Tim: I got a new boyfriend
Jim: how?
Tim: I fucked 'im gay

Jim: wait, you're gay?

Example three:
Dave: I'm going to have a threesome tonight
Steve: I feel sorry for the girls

Dave: why

Steve: you're probably going to fuck 'em gay

by Just a other idiot January 6, 2017