Biscuit Fever

A woman gaining excessive weight over a short period of time.

If you get yourself a woman who likes eating, she might have biscuit fever.

by Shadly March 19, 2022

European biscuit

When someone shits on a cookie and you eat it

Dude, I heard she gave you a European biscuit?!

by Biscuit$ January 23, 2022

Biscuit and a half

Akin to the difficulty of managing crumbs from a half-eaten biscuit, this phrase denotes the struggles inherent in everyday, menial tasks.

I forgot my Netflix password, ain't that a biscuit and a half.

by The Heedo October 15, 2021

Cheese Biscuit

when a group of men take the smegma from beneath their foreskins and compress it into a solid biscuit for eating purposes

1: Did you hear that John ate a cheese biscuit the other day?
2: Yeah I did dude. That sounds disgusting

by sexy carracal May 19, 2021

jizz biscuit

kinda simple, you jizz in a biscuit and make your s/o eat it.

"hey, honey come try this jizz biscuit." then you proceed to feed it to her.

by jizzbiscuit101 August 11, 2021

australian biscuit

A dark haired woman who everyone loves and trusts and their biggest rebellion in life was their second earing piercing.

Oh my, don't you think Becky is such an Australian biscuit, everybody's favorite!

by sunshinedave June 15, 2021

Teddy Biscuits

Teddy Biscuits is the main streamer on Chelseauni's Twitch streams (He's the Teddy Bear which is behind Chelsea on her streams), Teddy wears a tiara whilst he's behind Chelsea on her streams also according to Chelsea Teddy is a Thicc Boi and that he looks like a snack

Teddy Biscuits is a cool guy

by DireClaw June 8, 2023