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Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.
I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.
by Ichdkslwuueo82 October 8, 2019
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Wet kai

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019
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Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.
Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”
by Worst of the best August 28, 2019
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Wet candle

Wet candle is the act in which a women or man fucks a man for so hard and long the penis becomes wet and blistered from friction.
“Bro my dick hurts from the wet candle I got last night.”
by Maybe not 666 January 3, 2020
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Wet rail

Damn my dude, wet railing that half a strip got me faded...
by TheRealScootNasty November 24, 2020
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The Wet Winter

When a guy ejaculates onto a table, sprinkles cocaine over it and then the girl snorts it.
You know how I love cock and coke? Let’s do the wet winter!
by Thesben March 13, 2020
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Wet Storm

Your girl when she see’s the Warzone dub we are about to drop.
“Dude, Sorry about your girlfriend... there’s a Wet Storm in your house after seeing that dub”
by JetMoose August 5, 2020
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