Set the table

When a man prepares himself to masterbate, and in preparation for the mess, they lay out tissues or a wash cloth on their stomach to catch the mess.

I didn’t want to have to worry about the mess after I came, so I set the table before I started.

by Ryzonup September 4, 2021

Table

It’s a peace of wood with legs

Hey, wanna eat on that thing ( table )

by NebMan_Ih June 12, 2021

Table Washer

Someone with special needs that receives minimal tasks to make them feel like they can contribute to society.

Wasn't she a table washer in high school?

by Kyleness6969 November 18, 2024

eating grapes under the table

good luck for new years

"y'all eating grapes under the table?"

by theycmlonaa December 27, 2024

table water

table water is just like water but now its on a table. most people share it in restaurants or sm

Person 1: "OMG ITS WATER BUT ON A TABLE"

Person 2: *faints of amazement due to the existence of the table water*

by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025

Table Muncher

Person that enjoys eating tables.

John is a table muncher.

by wunkuswunker August 16, 2025

TABLE-BRO

Someone who only armwrestles at practices, doesnt compete in armwrestling tournaments because it costs money.

Im not paying money to compete, im just a table-bro!

by Jeffwithag97 September 16, 2025