Swathing Biscuit

Canned biscuits rolled out and wrapped around a wiener. It’s like Pigs in a Blanket, but with actual human anatomy replacing the hot dog.

Tucker: *playing Warzone with the boys*
Boys: “Tuck, where’d you go? Did you mute your coms again?!”
Tucker: *wraps his wiener in Pillsbury Biscuits*
Tucker: “My bad, the wife was tired of me ignoring her, so I showed her my Swathing Biscuit”

by WhoreZone March 11, 2022

Biscuit Fever

A woman gaining excessive weight over a short period of time.

If you get yourself a woman who likes eating, she might have biscuit fever.

by Shadly March 19, 2022

Biscuit and a half

Akin to the difficulty of managing crumbs from a half-eaten biscuit, this phrase denotes the struggles inherent in everyday, menial tasks.

I forgot my Netflix password, ain't that a biscuit and a half.

by The Heedo October 15, 2021

jizz biscuit

kinda simple, you jizz in a biscuit and make your s/o eat it.

"hey, honey come try this jizz biscuit." then you proceed to feed it to her.

by jizzbiscuit101 August 11, 2021

australian biscuit

A dark haired woman who everyone loves and trusts and their biggest rebellion in life was their second earing piercing.

Oh my, don't you think Becky is such an Australian biscuit, everybody's favorite!

by sunshinedave June 15, 2021

Cheese Biscuit

when a group of men take the smegma from beneath their foreskins and compress it into a solid biscuit for eating purposes

1: Did you hear that John ate a cheese biscuit the other day?
2: Yeah I did dude. That sounds disgusting

by sexy carracal May 19, 2021

Power Biscuit

A sex move that involves a woman grabbing a mans balls and aggressively grabbing and twisting while yelling "POWER BISCUIT"

"dude, my balls are still bruised from the power biscuit that stacy's mom gave me last night"

by Sir Wiggle-Wobble July 10, 2021