the weird dance humans do when alone that shuffle between quick dopamine hits. Eating junk food, watching porn, and scrolling on social media
Bill: Man, i tried to do some actual work but caught myself doing the dopamine shuffle
Burr: it's no cupid shuffle
Burr: it's no cupid shuffle
by DOPEshow April 2, 2025
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Bro 1: Beast, what did you get on last night
Bro 2: Beast, i did the dopamine shuffle between Instagram, youtube, and my caniac combo
Bro 2: Beast, i did the dopamine shuffle between Instagram, youtube, and my caniac combo
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Get the <.7.9.7.6>The Backwards Shuffle Back Smack For Forward thinkers Like Jahkoy<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Thing 1: What you doing?
Thing 2: The usual Corner Store shuffle Thing I always do to get business done.
Thing They are going to get you on loitering you know.
Thing 2: The usual Corner Store shuffle Thing I always do to get business done.
Thing They are going to get you on loitering you know.
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A hurried, stiff-legged shuffle walk characterized by clenched muscles and minimal leg lift, typically performed by someone with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) as they discreetly and urgently exit a room in search of a bathroom. Often marked by a tense posture, focused expression, and an unspoken sense of intestinal distress.
A hurried, stiff-legged shuffle walk characterized by clenched muscles and minimal leg lift, typically performed by someone with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) as they discreetly and urgently exit a room in search of a bathroom. Often marked by a tense posture, focused expression, and an unspoken sense of intestinal distress.
As soon as the meeting ran long, Dean did the classic bailey shuffle out of the conference room—no one dared to stop him.
by wagnam163 June 12, 2025
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Elon Musk: I won this round of UNO! Bill Gates: You cheated young man. Elon musk: Anyways let's ask the Beach to shuffle this card deck. *Clears throat* SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!
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When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.
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