“how was the sex last night?”
“oh it was great, and surprised her by finishing off with the salt shaker”
“oh it was great, and surprised her by finishing off with the salt shaker”
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He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
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Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
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