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And after all, a glorious, Aaron because up, but you know well, Oct red, full steam ahead, but still no water, but cold water isn't, vodamose, but you want to have a saloo, nice man, sit over there, Marium, how are you, Caroline juice, Caroline Benjamin, Karen chicken fondant, too polite, dinky, f***, Lauren close, I love spending time with you, Ellen, wrong boiled eggs, these look runny Ellen mother, Jade are you a mother, I am, for f*** sake, Amy milk, Amy glasses, Oct caddle, Ninja Air Fryer, max crisp, Ava Cody, what, Caroline rub, light switch, Noreen go, Ann Sweeney, trapped butterfly, Sheena, working hands, telly.
I watched pound pence on telly.
by Debskelly1985 July 18, 2023
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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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98 pound gangster

The female 98 pound gangster just let a pussy of a male cop throw her around like a ragdoll. Even if she was in cuffs, you would think her body would have a little more fight in it than that, especially when the dog in a fight is small, since these are the ones who bark all the time about never letting up. Not every dog that is small has a lot of fight in it though, it depends on the dog.
A lot of people who are a 98 pound gangster (male or female) tell you its the size of the fight in the dog and not the dog in the fight, which should be true, but it never is when dealing with a 98 pound gangster, even if other dogs of similar size have given the world a fight. Some pussies are tall, some are short, some are big, some are small.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019
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kraft quarter pound

the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.
if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.

i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.

ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.
by Cody5050 November 22, 2020
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Quarter Pounded

Someone who finishes quickly
What did you do last night?”

“My tinder date quarter pounded”

“Oh no”
by straightvibin December 9, 2020
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Dawg Pound

The Cleveland Browns ruff, ruckus and rowdy

FanNation
The Dawg Pound is loud and wild for every game
Kickin ass and taking names
by Where my Dawgs at January 16, 2021
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98 pound weakling

Someone always claiming to be hungry, and underprivileged.
Of course the 98 pound weakling is going to say that he/she is hungry. It's an excellent defense mechanism, especially if it's one of the many defense mechanisms/tricks that he/she has used for his/her entire life.
by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021
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