When your partner goes outside with their lovely civilized friends and you decide to call her/him.
Person 1: Mommy, you forgot to take a poop on me in the morning.
Person 2:Who is this?
person1: its your boyfriend, you dummy.
person2:im on speaker.
person1:*farts* i like cucumber. *starts pregrancy*
Person 1: Mommy, you forgot to take a poop on me in the morning.
Person 2:Who is this?
person1: its your boyfriend, you dummy.
person2:im on speaker.
person1:*farts* i like cucumber. *starts pregrancy*
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