In the Poop!

A place where failure is the only known option; ultimate failure; Loserville.

"Hey, loser! I'm taking your winning streak, shoving it where the sun don't shine, and leaving you in the poop!"

by Ernesto Munch December 9, 2007

poop butt

The state of one's anus when smeared poo bits create a burning or itching sensation in and around the rim of the asshole. The best cure for poop butt is a thorough soapy washing. Poop butt is easily avoided if one wipes with enough vigor and strength to remove all the lingering poo.

Person 1: Oh god, I have poop butt!
Person 2: Wipe it!
Person 1: It's too late! I'm just gunna go take a shower.
Person 2: Showering is indeed the best cure for poop butt!

by Alex Wilson June 24, 2008

poop stains

one who has SHIT in their pants due to very poor ass whipping skills or someone who has run out of toilet paper

holy shit dude you have poop stains in your undies

by Nicole Davis January 19, 2009

Poop Soup

Liquid feces that explode from ones anus.

David: What's wrong with you?
Mike: I've got major poop soup going on...
David: Nice!!!!

by superdat37 December 2, 2011

Poop Stabber

One who is on the giving end of anal sex, derogatory term for a homosexual, my uncle paul.

My uncle paul is a poop stabber.

by Stephen Snow December 27, 2003

Poop Juice

The flat, warm, and nasty remaining liquid at the bottom of a Micky's 40oz right before you finish it.

Montel: Don't be such a pussy and finish the rest of your Micky's!

Da'quell: I ain't finishin that nasty ass poop juice

by Big Time Rick May 29, 2011

Prison Poops

The art of defecating while locked away in prison.

The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.

by Dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010