Jessica

A girl that smells like shit and probably eats it. She also sells feet picture to her maths teacher to get an a. It obviously doesn't work though. She uses hot wheels as rollerskates and baguettes as swords

Peepee: I love Jessica
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!

Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.

by Hotwheelsupurazz November 27, 2021

Jessica

The Most Beautiful Woman in the universe, it's just a fact.

her name is Jessica, she's beautiful, what more is there to say? they might not all be as beautiful as my Jessica, but they're still beautiful.

by BigKNight815 November 30, 2021

jessica and john

the absolute sweetest couple ever. jessica is very kind, sweet, and stubborn. And John is very handsome, honest, and everything to jessica. (jessica is writing this rn)

Debbie: OMG JESSICA AND JOHN ARE SOOO CUTE
Jess: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO SWEET AND HANSOME
Debbie: I wish that was me and axel one day...

by giselle<33 December 2, 2021

Jessica Joan Jones

this is Jessica Joan Jones the most prettiest girl to walk the earth. Jessica Joan Jones has alot of stress right now but things will eveantually get better. but she wouldnt have made it this far without her 3 best friends

"woah bro look at jessica joan jones"
"woah shes so pretty!!!"
"yeh but i heard shes got some stress n loves her 3 mates"
"oh but shes so prettttttttttttttyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by jess+her4bsfs February 17, 2024

Jessica

Jessica is beautiful, her beauty is magical, A Jessica is brave, loyal, fun and outgoing.. when you struggle Jessica will come help you get back on your feet, when you are feeling down or in the need of doing fun she will do whatever for you. Jessica’s can be feisty and rude upon some times but people that have not gotten to know a Jessica, But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side. Jessica is an amazing friend and girlfriend, any man in her life is lucky

1; “damnn that’s a jessica”
2; “wydm whats a jessica

1; “ no way ur missing out😂”

by theyainttbbyjj!33 February 17, 2024

Jessica Rabbit Syndrome

A term popularized by tiktok podcasts, the term refers to a character or medium created in such a way that it is intended to be perceived as attractive, so much so that it loses all attractiveness entirely.

Something that is almost a caricature of sexuality/lust

p1: Isnt the new catwoman hot?
p2: I don’t know, she was suffering from some serious Jessica Rabbit Syndrome

by texturespending February 18, 2024

jessica

jessica is a wonderful lovely girl everyone who knows her is lucky to have her in there life she is attracted to a tall blonde boy named jess and is a killer for people with adhd

she said she wants to be in a porno with a boy named keegan she is beautiful and funny

keegan- i can’t wait to make the porno with jessica

by anonymous March 4, 2024