Convo Hogging

When you post a status update on facebook and a member of the opposite sex takes over the comment conversation, causing each and every one of your total of 10 friends to back off.

See nine out of ten current Facebooks for an example of Convo Hogging.

by Yourfaceisuglyregardless December 28, 2011

Scrotum Hog

A sexually promiscous woman, usually with a well used vagina, who during sex, takes not only the entirety of the penis, but also the testicles, into her vagina.

Jane's such a scrotum hog, John said he got his nuts stuck in her last night.

by Avery the Great July 13, 2011

Hog Auger

Referring to your penis after a long night of drinking then going out to purpously sleep with large women in competition with your friends to see who can sleep with the most in one night.

Man my hog auger hurts a ton today. I was out humping fat chicks all night and i bet i won.

by firebill July 14, 2011

Turd Hog

A person who shits their pants alot and/or takes it in the butt.

Person 1: (farts during the whole class and it's rank)
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"

by Trudaddy November 5, 2011

hog long

a form of measurement used to described things comparably in hog length.

"how long is your snowboard?" "oh about hog long"
"hog long is this pork going to take to cook?"

by FGsupport September 2, 2011

Froth Hog

A Beer.

Hey buddy, wanna get some froth hogs after work?

by crusty throat October 4, 2011

Blush Hog

1. (Noun). An affectionate name for a penis, one of particularly hoggish nature that makes a willing recipient blush.

2. A member of a so named mountain bike gang located in Pit City, Michigan who only communicate in word associations and bird noises.

“Oh god, here come the blush hogs, I can hear one of them belch from a mile away. They’re always asking for a spare tube.”

by Ralph’s Italian Debbie May 24, 2023