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crotch goblin

A word referring to children or babies.

A word used by incels, usually on reddit.

They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.
From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."
by Дecca September 27, 2023
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Goblin-Mode

Goblin Mode is done during sex, when you are having intercourse, you thrust faster while making cackling noises (laughing like a witch), then when your close to finishing, you pull out then jump and run around like a goblin while jizzing everywhere (while cackling like a witch).
God my husband went Goblin-Mode last night!
by RumpleShnopskins October 8, 2023
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Cock Goblin

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin
Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin
by Insanedeath5 October 31, 2019
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GREEN GOBLIN

While having sex in the missionary position you shoot a snot rocket into your S/O mouth then put your hand over it until they swallow.
DId you hear that Mike gave Robert a green goblin yesterday?
by KRAFTMAID00189 December 4, 2020
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Penny Goblin

A goblin that steals your pennies if you drop them.
Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny!
by CrimsonWarrior December 14, 2020
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Goblin

When a chick so ugly that she doesn’t even fit in the scale of 1-10 and actually gets a negative number.
James: “oi what would you rate her”
Robaldi: “probs a -3 aye, she a goblin
Vikram: “nah bro she’s hot, I finna cum on her”
by VikkyBthegoblinsmasher November 23, 2020
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Toe Goblin

The Toe Goblin is a 《toe goblin 》 that appears when you sleep, as you get told "Gudnoot dont let the toe goblin get you" you will or should quickly look around and see if you can spot them. If not go peacefully to bed ♡~ Bee
"Gudnoot dont let the Toe goblin get your toes"
by Brookieeeeeee October 22, 2020
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