hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Gorilla heels

A girls crusty ass feet

When we were in bed she touched me with her gorilla heels.

by Gorillaheels123 April 10, 2025

100 men vs 1 gorilla

A Debate of the century and brain rot

A: hey who would win 100 men vs 1 gorilla

B: I don’t give a shit, how the fuck did you get in my house?

by Fantastic Epic Man Big Op Yo May 4, 2025

gorilla

DUMB AHH RETARD

this gorilla ahh dude

by niloq May 9, 2025

Gorilla Knee

Knee injuries sustained while wearing a gorilla costume

You won't believe it, but I got Gorilla Knee at a Halloween party last weekend

by @lemonquest May 13, 2025

going gorillas

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...
Gets the people going.

Gentleman #1 - ...they going gorillas, huh

Gentleman #2 - I don't even know what that means
Gentleman #1 - No one knows what it means, but it's provocative
Gentleman #2 - No, it's not, it's gross
Gentleman #1 - Gets the people going

by Kate and Ashley May 16, 2025

going gorillas

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...
Gets the people going.

Gentleman #1 - ...they going gorillas, huh

Gentleman #2 - I don't even know what that means
Gentleman #1 - No one knows what it means, but it's provocative
Gentleman #2 - No, it's not, it's gross
Gentleman #1 - Gets the people going

by Kate and Ashley May 16, 2025