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Wordle Tax

The price you must pay to post your f*^king Wordle score to social media. Typically that's chugging 1 drink (beer, wine, or shot) and posting a video of it as evidence to the same social media account you're using to share your score. Nobody really cares about your wordle score and would prefer to see you pay the tax. Don't post your damned score if you're not willing to pay the tax!
I post a video of me chugging a beer every morning to pay my Wordle Tax. My family thinks I'm an alcoholic but really I just want to show off my score.
by The Ant Christ March 27, 2023
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Loser Tax

In professional sports, a loser tax is when a team with a history of losing, bad culture, bad circumstances, and/or less than ideal location must pay extra than other teams might have needed to in order to secure the services of a premier player.
The Detroit Lions are probably going to have to pay a loser tax to Ramsey if they want to lure him away from places like Miami or Las Vegas.
by captainbone March 28, 2023
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Fanum Tax

(1, verb) When someone's food is getting taken because someone else has to collect tax
(2, noun) A meme created by streamers Fanum and Kai Cenat
(1)Don't mess around otherwise someone might actually Fanum Tax you!
by AutismMan June 1, 2024
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Fanum tax

The process of 'taxing' your friends food, associated with the streamer, Fanum
He just Fanum taxed my sandwich!
by myguo June 4, 2024
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fanum tax rizz

Fanum Tax Rizz is the action of taking ones food, Fanum Tax being a source of tax that is related to food and having to pay a tax when ever you have food present

The "Rizz" in Fanum Tax is good looks when you are taxing an individual, the rizz is there to assist one when taxing somebody and improves the haul you get from them.
1. Oh my god! That man has fanum tax rizz!

2. I have fanum tax rizz.
by skibidi07 June 5, 2024
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FAHEEM TAX

Otherwise known as, Mystic, Faze Mystic, Faheemer, Looked at as a legend/rumor, a man that goes around taking a % of people loot, skins, planes, etc (if you refuse he takes all of it), RUN ON **SIGHT** IF YOU SEE THIS MAN.
Person 1 (Faheem): Sup
Person 2: OH NO IS THA-
Person 1 (Faheem): Yes😎
Person 2: HERE SIR YOU CAN TAKE IT ALL JUST PLEASE DON'T FAHEEM TAX MY LIFE
by SEPTEMBER11 June 7, 2024
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Cousin Tax

Cousin tax is money owed to your favorite cousin when doing well in life
Bradley gave me cousin tax cause i’m his favorite
by unlined treasure June 8, 2024
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