David Wolfe

Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.

David Wolfe is a fucking tool.

by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018

david bergren

a salty person who says "who dis" too much

wow he's such a david bergren

by coolkat112801 February 2, 2017

David's ladder

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and put her head into every step of the ladder while ascending it

What position did you try with her? We tried David's ladder

by Roži September 21, 2021

David Bazooka

The very 'explosive' founder of roblox. Known for random exploding, and having a rocket launcher.

me: david bazooka
david bazooka: BOOM

by SimplyVoided_RBX June 21, 2021

david sim

a armenian player

omg that guy is just a player and uses girls he must be a david sim.

by anitaovay November 23, 2021

david nolan

The husband of Snow White from the Netflix\ ABC show, Once Upon A Time. He was supposed to marry Kathryn Nolan/ Princess Abigail. But then he fell for another women, Snow White. Oh they also made the savoir, Emma Swan. One last thing. David and Snow had a motto called "i'll always find you" -_-

David Nolan: I'll always find you Snow
Snow: I know you will

by kaboom boom November 25, 2018

David Blanus

When someone makes your penis disappear with their anus.

That chick is full of magic tricks, she used her anus to David Blanus!

by Ligs March 1, 2019