National Nike Tech Day

National Nike Tech Day is a day where you wear your Nike Tech. On this day you can take W flicks with others in your techs. You can also flex on people who don’t have a tech. National Nike Tech Day is March 14.
National Nike Tech Day is on a tuesday for tech tuesday. Make sure you wear a tech on this day.

Person 1: Yo, you know what’s on March 14?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: National Nike Tech Day!
Person: Oh really! I’ll make sure to wear my tech!

by supervisor.handyman March 10, 2023

Complē-Tech

1. A consulting firm full of highly nerdy, and specialized professionals that emphasize quality at all stages of an engagement.

2. A business who's name is mispronounced 99.99% of the time

I contracted Complē-Tech to provide low-voltage systems integration suggestions and support, but wound up being so good, that I was able to take a 3 month vacation and never needed to be bothered until the project was done.

by T9xbeatngu March 23, 2023

Neon Tech

A definition for having "good movement" with the agent Neon in Valorant.

"This kid's got insane Neon Tech. I won't be suprised if he is Radiant Rank!"

by sexo fender June 14, 2024

Teching

The act of being in charge of a patient, i.e. 'being the technician responsible.'

Hey who's gonna be teching this toe pain?

by pleengusgawd June 16, 2024

Tech Bros

Cancer

Tech Bros are cancer

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024

A Marchodel Tech

To touch or use modified techniques(Tech Freakouts,Ointment,Latino lube) To please anyman that has the name Marcels tiny chode

Omg did you here that Jessica gave a marchodel tech to the mentalmidgetmarcel….. No way that’s disgusting

by Chodelasaul erectis August 12, 2024

Tech Butler

A sarcastic term for an IT professional, developer, or tech-savvy person who is constantly asked to perform menial or personal tech tasks that fall far outside their actual job description. These tasks often include fixing home Wi-Fi, resetting passwords, setting up someone's new phone, or explaining how to open a PDF — usually for coworkers, friends, or family members who treat them like on-call digital servants.

Used when:
Someone expects tech support on demand, no matter how irrelevant or inappropriate the request is.

Boss: "Hey, can you help me install TikTok on my daughter's iPad real quick?"
Dev: "I'm deploying a critical update right now."
Boss: "It'll only take a sec."
Dev: "Right. Because I’m your Tech Butler."

by TruthTriumph April 15, 2025