Table

Got 4 legs innit. Bare space for stuff n that. Man eats his scrub off dem tings cant lie

Mom: foods on the table
Me: wagwarn blud

by Road242man March 29, 2022

table eater

A table eater usually takes the name dean after falling on to a table and smashing his teeth

Omg did you see that guy smashing his teeth of the table he's such a table eater

by Curb Eater January 28, 2022

laminated table

a hot person whos a 10/10
usually used for gay people

oh my god did you see him
hes such a laminated table

by evivi February 1, 2022

Table

The best object in existence, besides the chair of course. Items are often placed on this object.

Tyler: Did you see last nights football games?
Grant: table

by ilovetheletterh February 8, 2022

Table

THE BIGGEST BONER EVER

look at him he has a table.

by BIGTABLEMAN October 5, 2021

Destroyer of Tables

Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.

Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”

by Pensisnep October 14, 2021

Oh nO! oUr TAbLe! It'S bRoKeN!

IDk just a word

Oh nO! oUr TaBLe! It'S bRoKeN!

by oh no our table its broken October 21, 2021